wow.
unbelievable.
well, I guess we don't have
To ask how the date went.
what happened?
sebastian got offended that I
Didn't invite him in.
Can you believe he thought he
Had earned the right to sex
Based on the number of times
He'd taken me out.
val, I know you've been out
Of the game for a while, but
Even I know it's customary to
Give it up on the third date.
what do you know about
Customs?
Isn't it customary to honor your
Vows?
whoa. Time out.
Personal foul.
I'm so sorry.
April, I didn't mean it.
I'm really sorry.
I'm just pissed at him.
I'm gonna give you that one
Because you are obviously
Wounded right now.
And I'm not even saying he's
Right, by the way.
I'm just saying that that's how
Some guys think these days.
the rules have changed, not
That I've ever followed them.
I keep telling you, you can't
Play their game.
You have to invent your own.
I thought I was.
90 days first, tap this later.
that sounds like a layaway
Plan.
but also, I think it depends
On the guy.
true.
Fine men like sebastian have way
Too many options.
If they don't get it quick, they
Move on.
I wouldn't be surprised if
Sebastian isn't knocking boots
With the woman down the hall.
Have you see what she wears to
The mailbox?
val, your 90-day rule means
You're taking him seriously.
You have to treat a male model
Like you would a christmas toy.
You're excited to unwrap it, you
Play with it all day until the
Batteries die, then you toss it
To the side.
Not every man is husband
Material, so you can't go into
Every date thinking that he is.
someone please say something
Positive about a man right now.
darryl and I are back in
Counseling ever since my
Birthday party.
how did you pull that off?
Last we saw, he was going for
The jugular.
after he calmed down, I had
To do a lot of begging, but
Finally he got civil, even nice,
And I think he may be
Reconsidering the divorce.
I am so happy for you, April.
no wonder you're cracking
Jokes left and right.
I'm gonna go over and see him
First thing in the morning.
oh, make sure you look
Flawless.
why?
It's not exactly a date.
every encounter with a man
Should make him think you've got
The only lovin' left.
hello?
This is she.
Oh, my g--okay.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Thank you.
what happened?
that was the police.
Someone broke into the store.
oh, damn.
we--we'll come with you.
I'm val.
I own the store.
You just called me?
ma'am, at 12:35 this morning,
We received several calls about
A couple of kids having sex in a
Storefront window, and when we
Arrived, we observed these two
Doing just that.
Can you verify that they're
Employees of yours?
well, she was this morning.
I don't know him.
well, I can explain.
young lady, I've heard enough
From you.
Now sit down.
turn that crap off!
man, that's not crap.
That's my music and it's real
Good.
What up?
I'm yelawolf.
Uh, the store is dope.
Well, hey, if I can't find my
Pants, I'm definitely getting
Those black joints you got in
The back.
like I said, I don't know
Him.
well, then we're gonna have
To arrest him for breaking and
Entering, indecent exposure,
Lewd public acts, and lying to a
Police officer.
sir, please, is it at all
Possible for you to give her a
Pass on this one?
Trust me, I will reprimand her.
I'm sure you don't want to do
All that paperwork, and I just
Really want to go to bed right
Now.
Please?
this time it's a warning,
But the next time--
no, there won't be a next
Time.
We promise.
speak for yourself.
ma'am, ladies.
thank you.
val, I'm sorry.
you don't want to talk to me
Right now.
Just clean up this mess and we
Will speak in the morning.
hi.
It's so weird.
I couldn't get my key to work.
that's because I changed the
Locks.
what's all this?
Are you moving out?
no, you are.
I already got you started.
You can come back this weekend
While I'm away and finish
Getting the rest of your things.
darryl, I don't understand.
I mean, you said that you wanted
To talk.
I thought counseling was
Working.
I thought--I thought we had a
Chance.
yeah, that's what I wanted
You to think.
I needed to know everything you
Did with the mayor so the judge
Will know just how deep your
Betrayal was.
Oh, you're gonna pay for what
You did to me, April, starting
With half of what your grandma
Left you.
you know what?
You clearly just need more time
To calm down before we make
These major life decisions.
So I will come pick up my stuff,
But I'm not signing anything
Right now.
then I guess this is war,
Babe.
hey, boss, whatever this is,
Can we hurry this up?
I have a real estate seminar.
isn't that online?
still, I gotta get to it.
uh...
As I was saying, based on last
Night, I felt it necessary to
Remind everyone that I am
Running a business, not a hotel.
It's a bit disconcerting that I
Have to have this talk with a
Group of adults regarding proper
Workplace decorum.
well, I said I was sorry, but
If you don't want to tempt
People to have sex in here, then
You may want to consider losing
The bed.
I have a question.
Is it okay if it's in the
Storage room?
no! Nasty!
hold on, let me finish,
Because the last couple of times
I did it, I at least had the
Decency to use your office,
Where there's a lock on the
Door.
my office?
Were you guys raised by wolves?
Keisha, you too?
I'm not that tacky.
I just wanted to point out that
You can't really blame them.
You kind of set the tone when
You did k.C. In the dressing
Room.
I mean, if we're being fair.
thank you, keisha.
Okay, you know, let's just make
A pact right now.
There will be no more sex
Anywhere in my store,
Understood?
fine.
meeting over.
well, well, well, looky here,
Looky here.
I see somebody decided they've
Been punished enough.
Had I taken his calls, he
Wouldn't have to crawl in here
And make this very public
Apology.
Take notes, people.
This is how it's done.
val, can I talk to you for a
Second, please?
um...
keisha, you got a pen?
'cause I wanted to take notes.
listen, I have this, um, this
New diamond line coming out, and
I want to do the showing at my
House, so I would like to hire
You to style the models.
You'll get a lot of publicity,
I'll invite celebrities, maybe
Even have a musical performance.
It'll be hot.
malcolm, I appreciate that,
But this is a bit awkward.
I mean, I can't in good
Conscience say yes, considering
You just dissed my best friend.
hmm.
Actually, it's your best friend
That's been doing the dissing,
Val.
I've been calling her for days.
But this is about business, and
I thought that you and I could
Help each other out.
girl, make your money.
She'll do it.
can I speak with you in
Private?
Is there a reason why you
Haven't returned my phone calls?
Because I have left more than
One voicemail apologizing for my
Disappearing act, so I will say
It again, keisha.
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna beg
You.
your apology may have been
Appreciated and accepted had you
Not sunk even lower and had your
Friend offer me money for sex.
Really, malcolm?
I have no idea what you're
Talking about.
and that's why you get sent
To voicemail, because I know you
Do.
are you gonna stay mad or are
You gonna come to my party?
maybe I'll do both.
well, I'll put you on the
List, but when you come, don't
Bring the attitude.
I won't bring the attitude,
But I will be bringing a date.
Hmm.
Oh, I think you're much, much
Smarter than that, keisha.
Val.
yes?
I'll call you later to go
Over the details?
sure.
cool.
well, it was your idea to sit
In the front row.
I told you we can't do that at a
Black comedy club.
I can take it.
He was only hating 'cause I was
With the prettiest girl there.
hmm.
you know who else should be
Jealous?
The guy you were supposed to
Take in the first place.
What are you talking about?
there's a very distinct
Pattern that has developed.
you go out on dates,
Something goes wrong, and then I
Get the call.
you knew?
give me a little credit.
Don't get me wrong.
I love it when other dudes mess
Up.
They just make it better for me.
I like when we hang out.
It's fun.
I'm really glad we can be
Friends.
there you go with that word
Again.
Let me tell you something.
As long as you've got a body
Like that, it's gonna be hard to
Be your friend.
you said you were fine with
It.
I did say that.
But seriously, val, the more
Time I spend with you, I realize
I'd like to be more than just
Friends.
I really, really like you.
k.C., I'm flattered, but I
Still have mixed feelings.
I'm just not there with you yet.
yet. You said "yet."
we've tried to be more, and
The pieces just didn't quite
Fit.
We bicker.
We never like the same food,
Movies, anything.
You know.
you can't ever see yourself
Being with me?
I don't know.
Maybe.
so it's not a hard no?
it's not a hard yes either.
well, if you don't mind, I'm
Gonna go with the maybe.
and if you don't mind, I'm
Going to go to bed.
You're welcome to stay if you
Promise you won't try anything.
can we cuddle?
as long as that's all it is.
do you cuddle with all of
Your friends?
♪ love ♪
♪ stomped into my heart ♪
♪ just like the first time ♪
♪ I saw you smile ♪
♪ oh, it's been a while ♪
wow.
It's a t-shirt.
♪ I ask myself questions ♪
♪ 'cause it doesn't make sense ♪
yeah, but it's you in a
T-shirt.
you promised.
I did promise.
♪ can it be I'm in love? ♪
k.C., stop it.
I can feel that.
hey, I can't help nature.
Okay.
Why did I promise that?
♪ can it be I'm in love? ♪
♪ this feeling is so new ♪
♪ that's it's hard to... ♪
♪ top down ♪
♪ driving fast ♪
♪ viper ♪
♪ foot on the gas ♪
♪ wind blowing ♪
I'm just not feeling it, man.
As a matter of fact, I haven't
Felt anything you've done since
I signed you to my label, and
That's a big problem.
not one song?
All right, wes, whatever.
hold on, April.
You can set it up.
You know, I signed you to my
Label because I thought you
Could build a solo career after
Your group broke up, but it's
Obvious why you weren't the lead
Singer.
Dante knows.
oh, yeah, dante knows and
Dante agrees.
that's a low blow.
Look, my album's almost done.
It just needs some fine tuning.
you're not hearing me.
I'm not impressed with anything
I've heard.
last month, I worked my ass
Off and I brought you 18 new
Songs.
You barely listened to them and
Rejected them all.
How am I supposed to finish my
Album with no support?
let me cut to the chase.
I'm not picking up your option.
We're done.
done?
I never got the attention you
Give your other artists.
Never!
I'm always on the back burner.
You know, you give me the
Leftover tracks, the amateur
Producers.
This is bull--
April, take this down.
Tell our lawyers that I made the
Big mistake of thinking reed
Durham was talented and capable,
And I was wrong.
So, in 60 days, he'll be free to
Get all the attention he needs
Somewhere else.
hey, best of luck, man.
mr. Domingus, can I say
Something?
This is reed durham.
I mean, his old group, nrg, they
Had two albums that broke
Records.
I mean, they were the highest
Grossing u.S. Tour in 2007.
With all due respect, sir, are
You sure that you want to do
That?
are you sure you want to do
This?
I just think you're making a
Big mistake.
I mean, he's super talented.
now my assistant can do my
Job.
no, you have 12 grammys and
God knows how many
Multi-platinum artists.
Clearly, you can do your job.
But he has two months left on
His contract.
You've invested your money.
Make him earn it.
April, quit trying to sit at
The grown-ups' table.
Just be an assistant, okay?
You're great at that.
maybe I can get him to finish
An album you'll like.
okay, you know, April, I'm
Cool, really.
Just--
all it takes is one song,
Wes.
One song can change your life.
I've proven that I have a good
Ear.
I brought you mac miller, didn't
I?
you want the headache, have
It, but you're still my
Assistant and I am still your
First priority.
And while you're smiling, just
Know that if he doesn't finish
An album in two months, you're
Out the door with him.
okay, this is how it's gonna
Work, all right?
Now, models will walk around the
Party wearing my jewels and your
Designs.
Now, the guests are gonna have
Clipboards with order forms
Attached so they can easily buy
What they want.
It's nice and simple.
Do you have those sketches for
Me to approve?
ah, yes.
I panicked a little when you
Told me you were launching your
Canary diamond line because
That's my spring color.
Spring lines don't launch for a
Few months, but fashion's about
Taking risks, so I took some.
hmm.
I like what you paired with the
Chandelier earrings.
And this brooch complements this
Dress perfectly, val.
I also like how you're
Distinguishing the models from
The regular guests with canary
Accents.
Hmm.
oh, by the way, christina
Helped out big time.
since she did such a good
Job, I guess I should pay her
Too, huh?
that would be killer.
Thank you.
I left some of the fabric
Samples in the car, so I'll be
Back.
okay.
impressive work, val.
thank you.
You seem surprised.
no. Just pleased.
okay, let's be real about why
You hired me.
You like my work but you like my
Best friend more, only your ego
Won't let you tell her.
oh.
yeah, but I guess that's fair
Since she only came here today
To "help" me.
hi.
val, how much longer will we
Be?
um, I have a few more
Sketches, so I might be a
Minute.
hmm.
keisha, can I speak to you in
Private?
How much longer are we gonna do
This?
I can play this game all
Night.
Any house rules I should know
About?
oh, you know what I mean.
But let's start with the fact
That you're in my house,
Ignoring me.
That stops right now.
hmm.
I'm just handling my business
Like you did yesterday when you
Came to my job and walked right
Past me.
this tit for tat crap that we
Do, it's getting old.
the problem is, we're too
Much alike.
We both get what we want when we
Want it.
And we both have to be in
Control.
This would be much easier if you
Just let me have it.
yeah.
That's not how this is gonna
Work, keisha.
Don't take this the wrong way,
But there can only be one man in
This relationship.
I know most dudes would be
Intimidated by your strength.
I find it sexy.
Sometimes it's even endearing.
But other times, it just drives
Me freakin' nuts.
I know I'm a lot to handle.
hmm.
nothing I haven't heard
Before.
And please, don't you take this
The wrong way, but you're
Stubborn, secretive, arrogant,
And bossy, and most people in
Your life have to take it on the
Chin because they're too afraid
To rock the boat.
But I know how to swim.
I can't keep doing this.
it is exhausting.
and yet it's obvious that we
Have something here.
I just don't know what it is.
or why we can't ever get over
This hump.
hmm, oh, it is quite a hump.
So let's be smart about this.
Let's cash in our chips.
what are you saying?
I'm saying let's just be
Friends for a while.
It might make things easier.
well, all right, then, homey.
Just friends it is.
it's so true.
You just never know how life's
Gonna turn out.
Five years ago, you guys were
Helping me move in, and you had
Just gotten together with quinn
And you had just broken up with
Sean.
oh, sean!
The man who was singlehandedly
Responsible for making keisha
Turn on love.
I still hate him.
are we gonna start crying
Again?
Because I just fixed my makeup
From our last trip down memory
Lane.
It is crazy, though.
First val and quinn break up.
Now you and darryl.
Me and malcolm.
I find it fascinating how two
People who've only known each
Other a few months, haven't
Officially been together, manage
To break up every other week.
okay, I filled up April's car
With the stuff going to you
Guys' apartment.
So, the rest of this is going to
Storage?
yes.
Thank you so much, k.C.
isn't he a sweetheart to help
Out?
yeah, I'd love to take credit
For being sweet, but really I
Came for that kiss I was
Promised.
oh.
when do I get that?
I've been lifting heavy boxes
All day for your cheek?
That's a bad deal.
you got barbecue and beer.
Besides, we didn't specify
Where.
We just said "a kiss."
So, go on.
all I know is, that dresser
Ain't moving itself, so you're
Gonna have to put on your best
Lip gloss if you want me to get
That baby outside.
I like him.
me too.
You should date him.
val, why are you playing with
That boy?
I'm not playing with him.
you may not mean to be, but
You are.
Now I'm all down with using your
Feminine wiles to get what you
Want, but k.C. Really likes you.
You're gonna end up hurting him.
he would be hurt if I wasn't
Honest with him, but I have
Been.
And like you and malcolm, k.C.
And I have agreed to be just
Friends.
he didn't just walk out of
Here with that box covering his
Joystick because he's in
Agreement.
He's thinking it's only a matter
Of time.
is it even possible for men
And women to be friends after
They've had sex?
of course it is.
you're keeping him around as
Insurance until you find someone
Better.
k.C. Makes his own decision
To spend time with me.
He knows what this is.
I've been completely honest.
yeah, but are you being fair?
Are you doing a version of what
Quinn did to you?
you both make me sound so
Cold and calculating when I'm
Just being careful.
what you're being is
Impossible.
You want a fantasy.
Sebastian's too honest, k.C. Has
Too many opinions.
yeah, you've made it so that
No one can measure up.
well, I haven't exactly
Picked my boyfriends well, so
This time, I want to be sure.
Can't I be sure?
yeah, but while you're being
Sure, somebody else is gonna
Marry your husband.
reed?
what's up?
what's up is that I booked
Studio time for you two hours
Ago and you were a no-show.
So, you tell me what's up.
I'm sorry, I just woke up.
it's 7:00 at night.
yeah, I was hung over.
Look, I got here as fast as I
Could, but everyone's gone, so
Now I'm on my way to another
Party.
at what point are you gonna
Take your career more seriously
Than I do?
Yesterday, you were about to be
Thrown out on your ass, and
Because I threw you a lifeline,
You still have a record deal, so
A little respect might be nice.
oh, you want to talk respect?
All right, I'm signed with one
Of the biggest producers in the
Industry, and I've just been
Handed off to the girl who gets
His coffee, all right?
No offense, but it's a little
Insulting.
okay, silly me, because here
I'm thinking that you
Appreciated the fact that I put
My neck on the line for you.
Now, you have burned every
Bridge at this record label and
All over town.
You might not be impressed with
Me, reed, but I'm all you've
Got.
look, it's not personal,
April.
You seem like a sweet girl, but
Really, what can you do for me?
don't you think that I've
Learned something working for
Wes the past four years?
I have all the same
Relationships he does, and
People owe me favors.
And let's not forget that puffy
Started as andre harrell's
Assistant.
okay, now I'm not saying that
I'm diddy, but don't be so quick
To dismiss me, because you never
Know.
you know what?
You're absolutely right.
You're not diddy, so just let me
Handle my career.
♪ tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
♪ tonight ♪
♪ uh-huh, sunset boulevard ♪
♪ yep, grammy weekend ♪
I'm particularly proud of
This necklace.
I put 264 diamonds in this.
It's stunning.
I agree, and val, you've
Created such a fantastic line.
It has such a sexy vibe.
thank you.
I design for the woman who's not
Afraid to show a little skin.
Plunging necklines, high hems.
You know, that's what I love.
Uh, could you excuse me for a
Second?
oh, sure.
your hair isn't up.
How is that possible?
We can't see the detail of the
Earring if your hair's not up.
Omar, why isn't her hair up?
Come here.
Where is christina with the rest
Of my collection?
the last time I saw her, I
Was helping her load the
Clothing in the back of her
Boyfriend's truck.
I'll call her.
no, please.
Just make sure the models are
Dressed.
I will call her.
you got it.
Let's go.
Hi, you've called
Christina.
You know what to do.
roll the window down, please.
yes, officer?
you want to tell me what you
Two kids are doing?
I was, uh, I was looking for
Something.
did you find it?
yes.
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
well, I'm glad to hear it.
Now that you've found it, why
Don't you take it home.
uh, yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
oh, don't thank me, because I
Want you to take it home after
I write both of you a ticket.
come on, man.
That's not necessary.
We're not hurting nobody.
Why don't you go do something a
Little less productive and chase
A skateboarder?
save it for the judge.
look, we've never done
Anything like this before.
We're really sorry.
the only thing I'm sorry for
Is that you didn't get your
Turn.
look, officer...Sanchez,
Look, can you just let us go
With a warning?
Please?
Pretty please?
I'm gonna be so late.
unfortunately, that's between
You and planned parenthood.
I need your license and
Registration.
Now.
do you see what time it is?
Val is gonna hate me.
So much for a quickie.
♪ nah nah nah nah ♪
monica, I'd like you to meet
My good friend keisha.
and dorian, this is my bff
Malcolm.
would you two excuse us for a
Minute, please?
I'm sorry to keep doing this
To you, dorian.
I'm telling you right now,
This ain't gonna work for me,
Keisha.
You cannot come into my house
With all that ass clinging to
That dress.
I see it has your full
Attention.
mm-hmm, and I can't take it.
you made the rules.
I'm serious.
I don't know what the hell it
Is, but nobody else does this to
Me.
it's because now I'm the
Forbidden fruit and you want
What you can't have.
yeah, you're damn right.
Meet me in the bathroom in three
Minutes.
And bring your fruit with you.
malcolm, this is crazy.
Malcolm, malcolm, malcolm,
Malcolm, wait.
We can't do this right now.
People will wonder where we are.
Namely, our dates.
let them wonder.
what, are you following me?
I don't need a babysitter.
okay, could we just call a
Truce and start over?
I'm not following you.
My friend val designed the
Clothes.
What about you?
yeah, my friend is here too.
Miri!
April, you know miri ben-ari,
Right?
of course.
I make it a point to know
A grammy award-winning artist.
Miri, I'm a huge fan.
I can't wait to hear you play
Tonight.
thank you.
I'm very much looking forward to
It.
yeah, miri and I are working
On a couple songs ourselves.
wait, how did I not know you
Two were collaborating?
what would be the point?
Wes would just throw it out
Anyway.
But at least somebody
Appreciates my talent.
reed is phenomenal.
I hope the world gets to hear
More of him.
yeah, well, I'm doing my best
To make that happen, so...
Are you high?
what is your deal?
Look, why don't you stop riding
My ass?
You obviously have something to
Prove to wes.
This isn't even about me.
you're right.
It's all about me.
I am going through a nasty
Divorce right now and my husband
Is trying to take me for
Everything that I have, so right
Now, reed, failure is not
Option.
So since my fate is tied to
Yours, I want you to get your
Ass into that studio and start
Acting like the talented
Musician that I know that you
Are.
I never noticed how sexy
You are.
Actually, I never noticed you.
But I might like working with
You after all.
yeah?
Well, you can keep that energy
For the studio because you're
Not my type.
I had a flat tire.
I'm so sorry.
yeah?
Did your phone have a flat too?
Just give me the clothes.
nice of you to show up.
is she super pissed?
are you super obvious?
I mean, nick's cute and
Everything, but he's not that
Cute.
And what is he, like, five?
5 1/2?
clearly the friendship thing
Is over.
how so?
how not so?
keisha, come on.
We had a little fun.
Let's not make more of it than
What it was.
yeah.
Let's not do that, malcolm.
hey, girl.
hey.
it's a party.
You're supposed to be having
Fun.
well, let's see.
I came with dorian and I snuck
In the bathroom with malcolm and
Was promptly told that we're
Still just friends, so I can't
Imagine how much more fun I
Could have, can you?
I'm gonna go get us some
Drinks.
sorry I missed your showing.
I got held up at the shop.
Turns out I have a buyer.
That's great.
Now you can expand like you
Wanted to.
So, what part of the city did
You decide on?
venice beach.
l.A.?
yeah.
I'm moving to los angeles.
wait, you're leaving?
Why are you leaving?
well, I'm young, I'm single,
And there's nothing tying me
Here.
Especially after I accepted
There's no real chance for us.
I mean, I didn't misread the
Situation, did I?
I'm always just gonna be a
Friend to you, right?
k.C., I like you, but I can't
Make myself feel something I
Don't.
And I don't want to hurt you or
Keep you hanging on, because
What if I never feel it?
Then I've wasted your time.
what if you do start feeling
It?
What if you do get there?
then I guess it'll be my
Loss.
all right, val, well, I guess
This is it for now.
wow.
Okay, will you keep in touch?
I think I can manage that.
I don't know if that was better
Or worse than on my cheek, but
It sure felt good.
bye, k.C.
don't make it sound so final.
K.C. Just told me he's moving to
L.A.
I know I said I was fine with us
Just being friends, so why is it
Bothering me so much that he's
Leaving?
maybe it means you like him
More than you thought.
and why is dating so damn
Complicated?
val, I have a confession.
I lied about the flat tire.
I already knew that,
Christina.
But I appreciate your honesty.
And because you can sew your ass
Off, tomorrow won't be your last
Day.
thank you.
I know I haven't exactly been
Employee of the month, and I'm
Sorry.
for now, I'm gonna have to
Ask for the keys to the store
Back, because I don't know that
You can handle that
Responsibility.
I understand.
Oop.
wow.
why do you even bother buying
Them?
I know you guys think that
I'm wild and I'm out of control
And on a certain level, I kind
Of am.
But I do know right from wrong.
It's just hard to choose right
When wrong is just so fun.
yeah, well, let me tell you
About choosing wrong.
Wrong has me looking for a new
Place to live right now.
I didn't know you started.
as cozy as your couch is,
Val, it's time.
You know what I just realized?
I moved straight out of my
Parents' house into darryl's
House.
Like, I'm 25, and I'm about to
Live on my own and take care of
Myself for the first time in my
Life.
I can't imagine.
I've been on my own since I was
16.
I came home and my mom had torn
Down all my posters of the rock
And tyson beckford.
It was not pretty.
okay, you guys, I want to go
On record.
I know I've said it before, but
This time, I mean it.
I am done with malcolm franks.
yeah, we know, honey.
This time, it's the real one.
yeah, we totally believe you.
I'm not that drunk I can't
Hear sarcasm.
and we're not that sober
That we can pretend to believe
You.
oh, this is depressing.
We are fun, interesting, young,
And--
single.
Let's go to the club.
♪ the moon was shining ♪
♪ hey, oh ♪
♪ but you were lookin' ♪
♪ for fool's gold ♪
♪ hey, oh ♪
♪ and the moon was shining ♪
♪ hey, oh ♪
♪ but you were lookin' ♪
♪ for fool's gold ♪
♪ hey, oh ♪
♪ so put your mask on ♪
next on single ladies...
I cannot go on one more first
Date.
I'm going on a man cleanse.
I can't stop thinking about
Your smile.
um...
he's my professor.
looks like you were getting
Some serious extra credit.
darryl's trying to make good
On his threat to take half my
Trust fund.
I cannot believe how you're
Acting.
and I can't believe my wife
Screwed the mayor.
But my new bmw helps me wrap my
Head around that.
keep your shoulder blades
Together.
maybe we should do these
Exercises on the couch.
♪ feel so free ♪
♪ don't need anyone to keep ♪
♪ my mind, my body, my soul ♪